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Showing posts with label duck. Show all posts
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Friday, April 27, 2012

The State of the Homestead

As my long time readers know, every once in awhile I post a general whose who of characters in something I call The State of the Homestead. And include how we are doing financially. This time we will do things a bit differently as an unofficial meme is running amok through the homesteading blogs. And since I seem to have amassed more readers, an introduction to the participants is in order.

And welcome to my world!

no more for her


There are 5 of us humans here on the Neophyte Homestead, me; Phelan, Husband, and three boys, Small (8), Medium (10) and Large (14).

Cattle; Long Legged Kerrie's and American Milking Short Horns
9 cows and 4 bulls 

Murrial 
Mama 
Urth's Umbra 
Winston
Winnie 
Xanadu
Xuxi
wedgie
Yart
Yaya
Yoda
Yippie Skippy
Yogi
Zaphod

9 black belly Barbados sheep
Bobdole ( yes one word)
Ugly and lamb
Mini Ugly and lamb
Suzi and lamb
Burnt Marshmallow
Whitey 
Bob Dole and harem

26 hens and 1 rooster
7 turkeys

3 dogs
Buckets
Sprocket
Axel

5 cats
Olive
May maybe manard
wrath
Alex
Envy

5 adult rabbits 
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Bees, no I am not going to count them

Poop ducks. They are wild, but a constant presence.

Plants, well let's just list trees. I use many weeds in our diet, flowers and then the 2400 sq ft garden.

1 peach tree
2 apple trees
3 crabapples
1 pear tree
2 hackberry trees
2 apricots trees
1 nectarine tree
3 plum trees
3 mulberry trees
2 cherry trees
2 paw paw trees
None are taller than Husband except one mulberry.

We have blue berry bushes, raspberry, blackberry, grapes, strawberries, hops, 

It seems like I am missing something on this list. Hhmmmm. . . Oh and yes, 1 pecan and 2 walnut trees.

The State of the Homestead right now is a bit stagnant. Hay prices have come down, and we are talking with a manufacture about a steel building. We are actually talking about a house. Currently we are in a 30 year old mobile home that is falling apart. The steel company we are talking to has a layaway plan that takes a year. This will be the only way we could purchase something to begin building. We are not broke, but still below poverty level. Thank goodness we raise our own food. It's been a bit rough buying groceries after the drought last year. At least I didn't have to purchase any meat products. But things are looking up with this year's weather. Insects are worrisome though. 

Boys are doing well. Medium was the only child in his school to score a perfect on his State Assessments. He has been wearing his medal for a couple days now. Large scored high enough to not have to take finals. Small won't take the State Assessment until next year. But he is doing wonderfully on his goals, has actually surpassed expectations. He will be in summer school though, just to keep it going. Medium is taking art and Large has to bring his GPA up so that he can go to school in Japan next year. 

Husband is tired. Can't go into a lot about it right now though. Soon though, very soon. 

Murrial and Yart have been separated from the rest of the herd. Due to their demeanor, they have been chosen to be the front yard cattle. Yart is so Eyore like, that she is easily handled. And a good calf for the boys to interact with. As I watch a couple walk their goat down the road, then another couple later walking their miniature pony, I have come to the conclusion that Yart and I should be taking strolls around the neighborhood. 

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The poop ducks

Some of the greatest lessons learned in life can be discovered by watching poop ducks.

But what are poop ducks? I hear you asking. Poop ducks are an elusive species. They look like the average park pond duck. But don't allow their mellow exterior aesthetics lull you into a sense of well being. No, that my friends would be a fatal mistake.

Poop ducks are indeed a spectacular breed to watch. The females are multifaceted browns, while the mallards shine in the sun, green necked against the white peppered blue skies. They fly in grand circles above your head, looking to rest in a body of water nearby.

The are great hiders of nests and ducklings. Tall willowy grasses surround their clutch, while the parents spend little time in the area to keep predators from finding the ducklings or eggs. The poop ducks domain covers three lagoons and one small pond, and they will defend it with all the are capable of.

Poop ducks mate with their loves for life. If a rogue mallard comes into the domain, wishing to court the middle aged yet pert female, the love birds will work together to kill the transgressor. They make nary a sound, except for a long warning hiss, as they approached the rogue male. Being young and in need to sow his wild oats, the young male believes he is up for the challenge, and wags his tail feathers in a flirtatious response.

Of course this only causes the older male to see red, and with his love beside him, they rush at the overconfident young un. Breasts bump, hissing pierces the silence and awe that surrounds them, feathers ruffle and are yanked out, an odd choking quack emerges from the piled group. Squawking, and feet flying, the older male pins the younger to the ground while the female does her rejection dance, until the young male lays still. In his death, the love of the poop ducks grows, and the fly off together, in wide spirals, returning to their nest victorious.

Bet you can't guess what I did today.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Tools Used for Butchering and Dressing Out Poultry

This is Part 7 of the Series Tools (used on my 'stead) Parts 1-6 can be found here.

ButcheringThis picture was rigged for dramatic effect, and I thought it was funny.


Butchering, a pretty picture it does not make. But would look good on the cover of a horror novel. When it comes to butchering your bird, there is relatively few tools involved. Your hands will be important in many different aspects, from catching to the actual butcher, be it done by hand or man made objects.

For the process you will also need rope, and a high enough place to allow your bird to bleed out. We use a tree. A machete, or hatchet can be used. A board, or in our case a piece of railroad tie that has two nails hammered in about 2 inches apart. The most important of all your tools, nerves.

Dressing out/processing your birds.

Depending on the size of your bird you will need either a large garbage can (only thing that would hold our turkey)
or a large pot.

Water and a heat source are needed. Also a place to dress out the bird, such as a tarp on a table

or in the case of our ducks and chickens, a trash bag and a piece of ground. (Another thing on our list to build is a slaughtering house) running water and a hose should be close by. A pair of excellent field shears and knife. Pliers, small torch, instructions if it your first time, a husband or male that is willing to do the dirty work for you, and a stomach made of steel.

Storing is a matter of cooking and eating, canning or wrapping for the freezer.

For more on how-to do these things, read Butchering your Rooster, Butchering your Ducks, and Butchering your Turkey.

And please, I already know all the arguments against eating meat, remember I was a vegan for a very long time. So please, no outlandish comments about how evil I am.

Also I am requesting that my fellow homesteaders that blog to please write a list of tools that you use for butchering and dressing out the type of livestock that you keep. Tim, looking at you for rabbits. It doesn't need to be a how-to, just a list of tools, for this is my limit on butchering. Please leave a comment here with the link, thank you.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Rubber ducky

We had a long day on the homestead yesterday. I cleaned out the barn. I thought I had pictures of how hard my two youngest work, but alas it seems to have been erased. But I can tell you that they worked up quite the sweat, as they sat in the lawn chairs under the barn awning, petting goats and watching me clean.


Rubber ducks! oh wait, these ones scream not squeak when squeezed.


Six ducks and one goose taking a bath in my bath tub! Nasty little things.

If you have ducklings, they should stay out of the water until their adult feathers start coming in, unless of course you are allowing the mother duck to raise them. This is because the ducklings do not produce their own oil yet, and they can end up too cold to survive in the water.


This White Crested Duckling can't seem to get his hair on right.

ETA: We will have a baby Jack or Jenny in late July!

Thursday, March 15, 2007

You want me to do what exactly?

We, I mean I, bought 4 pekin ducks the other day. No immediate plans to eat them. The reason we ended up eating the first pair was because they were killing our hens. Those of you that are new to my blog missed my rant about how frisky male ducks can be, and that they will chase hens into a pond and attempt to mate with them until they drowned. While at the feed something snapped, and I decided to attempt the duck once again. However, I want to know if I have females or males.

With my anatomy of poultry book in one hand and a duckling in another, I set forth to discover it's future. I'm the kinky palm reader. If I go by the book, it seems I have 1 female and 3 males. Drakes have larger bodies and heads and have a soft quack, while the females have loud, hash quacks. I could also wait until their adult feathers come in and she if the drake's tail curls up, in doesn't on the females.

Excuse me duck.

Flip the duckling over Place the thumb above the vent and your first finger under the back. Place your second and third finger around the abdomen holding the legs between them. Using your other hand, press your thumb and finger together over the vent, the part them slowly so that the vent is extended and the sex organ is exposed.

That my friends, is how you sex a duck.

um. . . I don't see anything.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Roast Duck

"It will be greasy." "Don't do it, it's greasy." "They are dirty and greasy, I would never eat one."

How much support can one girl handle? No one wanted to help me prepare my first duck. Yet even with the threat of grease lulling about over head, Sunday night I roasted one of my ducks.

I invited my brother and his fiancé out for this feast {She really likes my green beans}. I looked through recipe books and homesteading books and no one agreed on the best way to roast a duck. I stared at the naked carcass, wondering what to do. One decision was simple, alcohol is not sold on Sundays here, so the wine port recipe was out and I had to go with a orange juice glaze.

Sometimes I wish that I had gone to culinary school, that way I would know what some of these fancy cooking utensils are actually called. I do not have a V-rack, but I did have an electric Dutch oven, with a rack. I placed the duck, breast side up into the Dutch oven, poured water up to the bottom of the rack, set the dial to steam and decided I had to go into town. I left instructions with my husband to check on the duck once in awhile to make sure that the water didn't completely evaporate. I was to stem the duck for 40 minutes, I figured it would take about 10 minutes for the steam to build up, I could be back just in time.

I went out to the car, with all of my children begging to come with. I got them all buckled in, and headed to town. I needed the ingredients for the glaze;

1 cup fresh squeezed orange juice ~2 tbs fresh lime juice~ 2 tbl honey {which I already had at home}

I made it home 2 hours later. My husband did as I asked, and there was water and grease at the bottom of the Dutch oven. I turned it off and removed the duck to allow it to cool. In the meantime I started the glaze. I mix all the ingredients into a small cast iron skillet, and brought it to a boil, reduced the heat to medium and watched it painstakingly reduce its liquid to 1/4 cup. The book says that this process takes 30 minutes, more like an hour.

While the glaze was reducing and thickening, I cut the duck into 6 pieces. 2 legs, 2 wings and 2 breasts. I placed them in a baking dish, and wondered about the skin. This recipe doesn’t say to remove the skin, yet all the homesteading books encourage you to do so. I took the duck pieces back out of the dish and removed the skin. {Doesn't that sound easy} Ducks make their own super glue and allow it to cure between their skin and muscle. Sometimes it is not completely dry, and you must try to grip the gel like substance without slipping. It wasn't an easy task. Chicken skin is much simpler to remove.

With the skin removed and the glaze still thickening and reducing, and put the duck pieces back into the dish and baked at 425f for 20 minutes. It was starting to brown, so pulled it out and poured the now thickened and reduced glaze over the meat, then returned it back into the oven, baking for a scant 5 minutes. While that was baking, I made biscuits, adding rosemary and oregano to the mix and placing a lump of cream cheese in the center of each one. Pulled the duck out, baked the biscuits.

As I was cutting the duck, I realized that I should have roasted both of them. There is little meat to a duck. But I had not wanted to ruin both of them on my first try. Biscuits done! I served everyone, and reminded them that this was the first time I had ever roasted duck, and to be sure that they were honest with me so that I never would force this on them again.

I was shocked! It was not greasy in the least. And it was actually tasty. I hadn't completely blown it. {Yes, that would be pride} My husband was the only one to complain, and that was because a duck is all dark meat, and he doesn't like dark meat {spoiled brat}.

I didn't get pictures of the roast duck, but I will leave you with dessert, homemade brownies .

Monday, July 03, 2006

Butchering your ducks

Since tomorrow is the fourth of July I decided to go ahead and post today about what happened on the homestead. . . today. Just a fair warning to you, this post is about butchering a domestic duck. I have changed so much over the years. I was a strict vegan for many, many years, and now I am raising livestock for my own consumption.





We decided that it would be to our advantage to prepare more so this time around. We didn't want to repeat the mistakes that occurred with the roosters. My husband went outside and sharpened s "whacking" knife, while I boiled the water. We are far from being fully prepared though. There are some things that we just can't make and must buy, and that takes time.

Remembering the problems from the past, I set about looking through my books, trying to find the best way to kill a duck. "Chop off it's head" ok, I guess that is the best way. But what of the moving, the thing that caused my husband to break a roosters wing? I found a small passage in one large book that mentions placing two nails into the chopping block and 1 inch apart, leaving some of the nail exposed. I immediately ran outside to tell my husband of this gem of information.


We lucked out today, our nephew was over and he was more than thrilled to be allowed to help. My husband and him went into the chicken coop to catch them a duck. The fishing net was something we saw another chicken wrangler using. He seemed to have a much easier time catching the illusive birds with it, so we decided t employ this idea. As you can see, it worked. And my husband didn't have to chase the Pekings about the yard.






The nails in the chopping block, worked wonderfully. And we were able to do both the ducks with little problems. Though my nephew discovered that ducks are much more active in the throes of death than other birds he was use to hunting. Soon we had two ducks hanging from the tree, allowing them to bleed out.

I have looked in books and on the internet, trying to find out if anyone can tell me how long to allow a bird to bleed before scalding. I have found nothing, no mention to this little bit of info. I assumed that you allowed it to hang until the blood stops dripping. Not so {or is it?} for when I scald the bird, blood will pour out of it. So far that doesn't seem to be a problem, just a mess.



We scalded the ducks for almost a minute. There seems to be a discrepancy from informants about how long one needs to scald a duck. We decided to find a happy medium. {20 quart pot is still not big enough} The water was just a tad too hot to be pleasant as it sloshed up on my hands {can you say second degree burns? I can}

We pulled the tail and wing feathers out first. Then saved the down to wash and dry then use for a pillow. {a small, but comfy pillow} My family soon left me to do this chore. I am not sure how long it took me to clean them, but I can assure you that it took longer than the roosters.

Unfortunately we started this in the early morning and I was soon covered in flies. I did my best to get all the feathers removed. Then shoving the birds into a garbage bag, I ran into the house to finish the job. {I have looked up floor plans for a cleaning room, and have informed my husband that I want one for my birthday if he thinks I am going to continue doing these things}


With the duck in the sink, I made an attempt to remove the pin feathers. This is not an easy job. With my intense impatience I grabbed the duct tape {or would that be duck tape?} and placed it on the duck. It didn't worked. I had really hoped that I might have stumbled upon something. My disappointment reverberated against the kitchen walls. And I went back to plucking by hand, cursing, and mumbling about the things I want for Christmas that would make my life easier {like moving back to the suburbs}

I had to have my husband consult the books about the oil gland. It's in the tail, and that's all I was sure of. None of the books said how big it was or that it isn't just this little slick feathered knob at the tails tip. {I am starting to wonder why I even have these books} I found out that there is more to the gland just under the thick {and I do mean thick} skin. I am not a person known for her patience, and ended up cutting blindly at the tail, removing it as a whole. I lucked out and didn't cut into the gland. That wouldn't have been fun to clean up.

Next came the disemboweling. I still have clear fond memories of the roosters, and I feared for my nose. I braved myself up, knowing full well it had to be done, and that someday this will be second nature. I wasn't about to cut around the vent as the books stated before. I went wider out, away from it. Everything stayed in tact. This thing about simply pulling on the intestines itself and that it will just slide out is pure myth. Don't believe it! It is a lie, something that the old timers have made up just for their own enjoyment. { of course this is purely my opinion. And if I was an old timer I would have a perverse joy about telling someone how to do something incorrectly just to watch them cover themselves in bird manure. They do call it the simple life.} I worked around it, detaching the membrane that kept it in place, and was able to slide the intestines out without any problems.

After gutting and degibletizing {my word, but you may use it} I went for it's neck. It was much tougher to get through then the roosters was. My husband ended up cutting through it while he made fun of me and my weakling status. The trachea was then removed and has been set out to dry. My husband {the wonderful man that he is} has decided that he wants to see if someone was to blow through it, would it make the quacking noise. I will let you know if it works later.

The duck was then washed and pat dry. We wrapped it and placed it in the freezer. We plan on eating roast duck sometime this week.

My father is still here visiting, he decided to sit this little adventure out, the city boy!

This is your warning


The holiday weekend, this means my husband has more than the weekend off, which means he has more work for me to do. I was hoping to write about trimming birds feathers, but instead my next entry will be all about ducks.

We have two ducks, both male. No one nor did any book inform us that a male duck without the companionship of a female duck will attempt to mate with any of female bird that it can grab hold of. My poor hens. We butchered two of the three rooster because they were mating with hens to death. We thought this would end the problem, but it merely created an easier opening for the ducks to have their turn. My hens are scared, my ducks tag team them.

Prepare yourself for tomorrow will be all about how not to dress a duck.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Brooding chicks.





Allow me to start by saying that the following is not about my first time brooding chicks. It is my third. But it is my first time with bantams. The two sets of layers and heavies were not too traumatic, though we did have a problem with one of the ducklings pulling feathers and killing our two turkeys. Turns out {referring back to one of my homesteading books} the duck had a vitamin deficiency and that dandelion leaves and clovers were the remedy. Or so the books claim. Maybe it is now just a habit, but that duck is still a menace.

Most hens today have had the nesting instinct bred out of them” My father-in-law agrees with that statement and informs us that should invest in some bannies. My husband and I discuss this at great lengths. “Bannies?” “Yes.” {We are wonderful conversationalists} We do have an option, buying an incubator that would be placed in the house. But do we really want them inside where our two-year-old can get to them? He already gets into the fridge and laughs hysterically as he breaks open the eggs on the dog. And then there is the fact that the geese and rooster loathe the child. He has been goosed and spurred {a couple of times were through the fence} yet he still wants to help gather the eggs. I carry the stick of doom when I enter the pen, not only to protect the boy, but also myself. {The roosters are holding some type of grudge against me} The bantam idea seems to be a brilliant one. We can set up a smaller pen for them, move the hatch able eggs over, and our two-year-old can safely help me with them.

Back to the catalog. We decided which ones we want and I go online to order. What’s this? I have an e-mail from the hatchery we order our chicks from. They have more bantams than they can sell and have them on special. I jump on that deal immediately and order the minimum of twenty five chicks, with plans to give a few to a friend.

Three days pass and I receive a phone call from the postoffice. The woman on the line was very concerned and I reassured her that they were fine, and that we would be by shortly. Unfortunately my car was not in working order and I had to call the motorcycle shop that my husband works at. I ask his boss to tell my husband that “the chickens are in.” Apparently the boss found this amusing and asked if it was code for something illegal.

Two hours later my husband arrives with a very large box. Twice the size we were use to getting. I had prepared the brooder {a kiddie pool, heat lamp, feeder and water} in the master bath. Anxiously we open the box. Aaaawwww how cute! We moved them one by one into the brooder, counting one, two three...twenty five...forty...sixty. Sixty bantams! But I had only wanted and paid for twenty five! The hatchery hadn’t been lying when they claimed to have too many bantams in stock. Twelve of the little ones had died in transit, the total they sent us was seventy two birds.

When receiving three days old chicks, you have to check and see if their bowl movements are blocking their vent. I checked them as I placed them into the brooder, wiping off the ones that needed it. That night we fell asleep to the sounds of chirping.

I found two dead the next morning. Were they too cold? I moved the heat lamp lower and checked the thermometer. A few hours later I found another dead and one dying. What was happening?

I look through my homesteading books hoping that they could explain this to me, nothing. What was I doing wrong? I was doing everything that I had done before. I checked the hatchery’s website, nothing. I tried general chicken info on the web, nothing. I removed the chicks from their brooder, washed it and changed the litter. I cleaned out their feeder and waterers. A few hours pass, and more have died. Why can I not save them?

I am not sure how I decided it had something to do with their vents, but I checked and some of them did have blockage. I cleaned them off, and every two hours I would return to clean them again. No one said I would have to wash chicken vents the rest of their lives. No more had died, but we had lost almost half of them, I guess, to my incompetence. My husband came home the next day with four turkeys. Guess what turkeys like to do. You got it, no more cleaning chicks for me.

The day came that the chicks could go outside, and we placed into the nursery. We have adult chickens and water fowl, so it is wise to introduce them slowly. {A word to the fledglings, when building a nursery, make sure it is completely enclosed, no open areas at all. } A few weeks pass, and we are very happy with our 30 + bantams. The turkeys think I am mommy, and watching all of them run through the tall grass was a joy. And now I welcome you to spring time in Kansas.

80+ miles per hour winds hit our home. The shingles on the deck flew about as our trampoline took flight. Too dangerous to go out and check the babies, so I am forced to wait until morning. With the rise of the sun I am out in the flooded field desperately calling for the bantams. I find only nine, and one turkey. The wind had sucked them out of the nursery. My husband and I looked through our fields, finding only three more, dead. It was a horrible day for me. I had grown so attached to our little ones. I broke down and cried. I messed up. I spent the remainder of the day, up past my ankles in mud, shoring up the nursery. I could at least try and save my remaining flock.
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