When he woke this morning, I asked him how old he was.
But weren't you just in diapers, pretending to be a lion?
No? But I swear I just saw you wallowing around in the mud like a pig
"haha, no mom!"
No? So that wasn't you acting like a lizard?
"That's not me!"
No? I know, you were the boy with a goat butt for a head.
You ok? I thought you were going to pass out from laughing. Which boy are you then?
"hmmm. . . I took a nap with a rooster!"
Yes, Small. You do like your roosters"