Raspberry colored hair attracts Japanese Beetles. "Is Phelan having a seizure in the middle of her garden?"
If a bug flies up your nose resist the urge to go after it if your hands are covered in mud.
Hot Dogs taste better when cooked over a campfire, rotating in a chicken basket.
Never ignore the pig
Never trust a cow, as soon as you turn your back they will goose you, lick you, or shove you. And I am certain they also gossip about you.
I know they laugh at you.
this gave me a good chuckle, thank you
your welcome. Though I still have yet to giggle about the beetles.
you are welcome I mean
That's what you get for being so attractive! Even the beetles are drawn to you!
Thanks for the grins!
Have you been drinking Jim ;)
I completely agree with the cow advice!
I need to add one... don't try to remove the hair that has blown into your mouth after you have tried to catch dirty chicks!
Good one Ruth!
Omg, that was too funny!
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