Medium's custom costume is looking more like John Marek rather than a scarecrow. I wonder if I should just have him walk around all night yelling, "I'm not an animal! I am a human-being!"
My biggest excuse for not wanting to do my chores is. . . .
"I can't, raccoons will eat my face."
I told this to my mother, and she informed me that out at the farm, she knows at least 20 people walking around without faces.
My mother says raccoons will eat your face, and I believe her.