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Sunday, July 01, 2012

Emergency Survival Seed Package Give-a-way!!!

I am now entering survival mode. Things are getting blurry, I would like to get some sleep. I have been up since 445am. And the next four hours are going to be getting ditzy.

Tell me a joke.

Best joke will win a package of Emergency Survival Seeds from Hometown seeds.

Emergency Survival Seeds Package Contents - $37.99
OVER 22,000 SEEDS! We encourage you to compare us with the competition.
You will not find a better value for premium quality seed.
Wholesale Pricing.
Resealable Triple-Layered Mylar: The gold standard in seed packaging.
Know that your family will have food during a crisis.
Includes an in-depth instruction booklet and e-book on sowing and saving seeds - a $19.99 value.
Enough seeds to plant 3/4 of an acre!
Non-Hybrid Survival Seeds produce true to variety seeds to replant for future harvests.
Optimum water content to increase storage life.
Double water tight packaging.
5 yr. minimum shelf life, up to 20 plus 
Hometown seeds is 100% GMO free!
Makes a great addition to your long term food storage.
Nearly 1 1/2 lbs. of premium seed.
Ships next business day.
Includes 16 Easy To Grow Non-Hybrid Varieties:

NOw make me laugh puppet.
Wait 'til they get a load of me

Look at what they are missing by sleeping!


kymber said...

i have an emergency survival kit from hometown seeds so if i win, i want the prize to go to my friend Rick know who i mean, Phel. here is one of my all time faves....ya ready?

why do seagulls live by the sea?

because if they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels - bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

oh just try and tell me that this doesn't having you falling off of your chair. oh man - that one gets me every time! bahahahahahahahahah!

your friend,

Lynda said...

An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. “You have him in a brown
suit and I wanted him in a blue suit” The mortician says “We’ll take care of
it, ma’am” and yells back ‘”Ed, switch the heads on two and four!” Sorry...I'm tired!

Unknown said...

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Amanda said...

Farmer's Daughters Dates

There was this farmer that was really protective of his three daughters. In fact, he always met their boyfriends at the door with a shotgun.

At 5:30 Friday night, there was a knock at the door. The farmer answered it with his gun. The guy at the door said, "Hello, my name is Eddie, I'm here for Bettie, we're going for spaghetti. Is she ready?".

The farmer paused, then said "Ok, she's ready" .

Another half hour passed and there was another knock. The farmer answered it with his gun again. The guy at the door said" Hello, my name is Joe, I'm here for Flo, we're going to the show. She ready to go?".

The farmer paused again and said "yeah, she's ready".

A half hour later, there was another knock. The farmer went to the door with his shotgun. The guy at the door said "Hello, my name is Chuck..... " and the farmer shot him.

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