tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28663723.post7624442346439146183..comments2023-11-05T05:27:55.905-06:00Comments on A Homesteading Neophyte: Emergency Survival Seed Package Give-a-way!!!Phelanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08250080326099834661noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28663723.post-49354455954172875262012-07-01T02:26:35.566-05:002012-07-01T02:26:35.566-05:00Farmer's Daughters Dates
There was this farme...Farmer's Daughters Dates<br /><br />There was this farmer that was really protective of his three daughters. In fact, he always met their boyfriends at the door with a shotgun. <br /><br />At 5:30 Friday night, there was a knock at the door. The farmer answered it with his gun. The guy at the door said, "Hello, my name is Eddie, I'm here for Bettie, we're going for spaghetti. Is she ready?". <br /><br />The farmer paused, then said "Ok, she's ready" . <br /><br />Another half hour passed and there was another knock. The farmer answered it with his gun again. The guy at the door said" Hello, my name is Joe, I'm here for Flo, we're going to the show. She ready to go?". <br /><br />The farmer paused again and said "yeah, she's ready". <br /><br />A half hour later, there was another knock. The farmer went to the door with his shotgun. The guy at the door said "Hello, my name is Chuck..... " and the farmer shot him.Amandanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28663723.post-65291235952018923592012-07-01T02:22:08.339-05:002012-07-01T02:22:08.339-05:00What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An inves...What do you call an alligator in a vest?<br /><br />An investigator!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02469512589571266135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28663723.post-80758718723755045222012-07-01T02:12:10.011-05:002012-07-01T02:12:10.011-05:00An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. “Y...An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. “You have him in a brown<br /> suit and I wanted him in a blue suit” The mortician says “We’ll take care of<br /> it, ma’am” and yells back ‘”Ed, switch the heads on two and four!” Sorry...I'm tired!Lyndahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14189157322930654023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28663723.post-15796941809225941502012-07-01T02:05:51.104-05:002012-07-01T02:05:51.104-05:00i have an emergency survival kit from hometown see...i have an emergency survival kit from hometown seeds so if i win, i want the prize to go to my friend Rick W.....you know who i mean, Phel.<br /><br />ok...so here is one of my all time faves....ya ready?<br /><br />why do seagulls live by the sea?<br /><br /><br /><br />because if they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels - bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! <br /><br />oh just try and tell me that this doesn't having you falling off of your chair. oh man - that one gets me every time! bahahahahahahahahah!<br /><br />your friend,<br />kymberkymberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02607117635648274823noreply@blogger.com