There is a conspiracy against me my dear readers. Nothing I had ever expected. I must say that I am shocked and intimidated about this new foe. But I must start at the beginning now mustn't I?
The cows are all on freshening, this allows me to sleep in. No more 530am for me, at least not for a few more weeks. The attacks began about a week or so ago. I was sleeping and I heard it, the loud crash, and claws clicking on the floor. Things fell off counter tops, and dog food was flying. I ran from my bedroom, after noticing the time was 630am, and screamed at the invaders to leave.
Everyday it happens now. At exactly 630am. My house is either raided, or the attempt is made. All for dog food.
The turkeys have figured out that they really like dog food and will ransack the house to find it. We sleep with the house open you see, and some nights we forget to put the baby gate up to keep the turkeys out of the house. If we forget, then we are raided. If we remember we hear a lot of complaining and turkeys throwing their bodies against the baby gate. Let us hope that they never figure out that they can fly over it.