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Thursday, June 03, 2010

The bombardment starts at 630 am (central time)

There is a conspiracy against me my dear readers. Nothing I had ever expected. I must say that I am shocked and intimidated about this new foe. But I must start at the beginning now mustn't I?

The cows are all on freshening, this allows me to sleep in. No more 530am for me, at least not for a few more weeks. The attacks began about a week or so ago. I was sleeping and I heard it, the loud crash, and claws clicking on the floor. Things fell off counter tops, and dog food was flying. I ran from my bedroom, after noticing the time was 630am, and screamed at the invaders to leave.

Everyday it happens now. At exactly 630am. My house is either raided, or the attempt is made. All for dog food.

The turkeys have figured out that they really like dog food and will ransack the house to find it. We sleep with the house open you see, and some nights we forget to put the baby gate up to keep the turkeys out of the house. If we forget, then we are raided. If we remember we hear a lot of complaining and turkeys throwing their bodies against the baby gate. Let us hope that they never figure out that they can fly over it.

10 comments:

Jamie @ Woodside Gardens said...

HEHEHE

Diane-Sage said...

Oh My how funny but also what a mess eh? LOL about your turkey's not flying....the are excellent at that.

HermitJim said...

I love the mental image that I get from this! Great story...!

SkippyMom said...

I would say "Only you" Phelan but I have another friend that has the same turkey/dog food problem.

Cracks me up!

Mrs. Fuzzy said...

Two words: "screen door." One or two need to be in your future!

Phelan said...

we live in a trailer house, the doors are wrong to be able to put in a screen door. However husband has plans.

Carol Anne said...

LOL


Note to self ... No more complaining about Cupcake Kitty meowing for breakfast at 6am.

SciFiChick said...

Too Funny!

The Craftivist said...

It's all good...come Thanksgiving they'll get what's coming to them. lol

40isthenew30 said...

That story made my day ~

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