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Thursday, April 01, 2010

I tore his Nipples

Whoa Phelan, TMI! (and for my porn link-ins APRIL FOOL'S!)


We have these heavy duty rubber nursing nipples for Zombie. They have managed to be torn, and will no longer work.

Last night, I managed to destroy two of them. And couldn't find the rest of them. I live with a house full of boys ya know. Farm store was closed, baby bottles wouldn't work, Zombies teeth have cut me open, and those silicone nipples wouldn't last a single feeding. What's a nipple-less surrogate goat mom to do?

Ask husband.

There is something slightly unsettling about a white trash genius.

His solution was a spark plug boot (no worries, it is very clean)

It is pretty much a spill spout, however the rubber makes Zombie more comfortable with it. With a little practice on my part, I was able to feed him without spilling it all over him, and myself.

He actually seems to like it more than the nipples.

6 comments:

SkippyMom said...

Ingenious! I almost didn't come over to visit today because I saw the title and was a wee bit leery. :D That was very clever on hubby's part. Glad Zombie liked it and it worked

Phelan said...

oh Skippy, have I ever done anything nasty around here?

It is April fool's day :D

HermitJim said...

Looks to me like DH i a handy guy to have around!

Nothing more inventive than a ol' farm boy with a need to fix something!

SciFiChick said...

I almost spit my coffee over the white trash genuis comment! My hubby resembles that remark!!s

Cheryl said...

I love that. Well done husband!

Qoddess said...

You've been quoted!

http://qoddessquotesblogs.blogspot.com/2010/04/quotes-april-7-2010.html

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