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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Words of Wisdom

Raspberry colored hair attracts Japanese Beetles. "Is Phelan having a seizure in the middle of her garden?"

If a bug flies up your nose resist the urge to go after it if your hands are covered in mud.

Hot Dogs taste better when cooked over a campfire, rotating in a chicken basket.

Never ignore the pig

Never trust a cow, as soon as you turn your back they will goose you, lick you, or shove you. And I am certain they also gossip about you.

Winnona
I know they laugh at you.

9 comments:

FTM Farmer said...

this gave me a good chuckle, thank you

Phelan said...

your welcome. Though I still have yet to giggle about the beetles.

Phelan said...

you are welcome I mean

HermitJim said...

That's what you get for being so attractive! Even the beetles are drawn to you!

Thanks for the grins!

Phelan said...

Have you been drinking Jim ;)

small farm girl said...

I completely agree with the cow advice!

Ruth @ Hope, Joy and Faith Farm said...

I need to add one... don't try to remove the hair that has blown into your mouth after you have tried to catch dirty chicks!

Phelan said...

Good one Ruth!

Annette said...

Omg, that was too funny!

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