Medium's custom costume is looking more like John Marek rather than a scarecrow. I wonder if I should just have him walk around all night yelling, "I'm not an animal! I am a human-being!"
My biggest excuse for not wanting to do my chores is. . . .
"I can't, raccoons will eat my face."
I told this to my mother, and she informed me that out at the farm, she knows at least 20 people walking around without faces.
My mother says raccoons will eat your face, and I believe her.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!
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It's costume, not custom.
Thank you advance spell check. :D
Or maybe it's a custom costume...? Hey, if Mom says that raccoons will eat your face, then it's gotta be true, right? After all, Mom does know best (sometimes)!
Bet the young ones are all excited about Halloween...!
I'll remember this excuse the next time it is my turn to scoop the poop out of the yard.
=)
Have a great Halloween!
When this is done by a gang of raccoons, after all they do look like gangsters, and while you are screaming on the ground from the pain of facelessness, the gang runs into your house and steals your children, making them slaves in their labor camps, sorting out their days loot.
That was a run on sentence.
Do your chores
MOM
It's a custom to make custom costumes customarily scary. Have fun tonight!
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