Hello, my name is Phelan. And I have been diagnosed with. . .
Plumbers Butt Burn.
The main type of people that this illness appears in, are gardeners that spent long hours on their hands and knees, weeding. The cause is wind, sun and pants that are too big for the sufferer. It looks similar to a sunburn, only affecting the small of the persons back. The only known preventative is a sunblock. The cure is unknown, but symptoms will disappear after a few days.
Edie, my pregnant dam.
I know that her udder can get bigger. But this, this looks painful.