Re: Funnel Cake Contest
Dear Mrs. Phelan
My client bobbarama has just informed me that you appear to be giving him points he has not earned. He has described this little contest of yours as a "contest where there are no winners, only losers." He apparently does not like nor want a funnel cake. He would be willing to negotiate for another prize ... a Boston Cream Pie, for example ... should he be unfortunate enough to win.Please respond ASAP or I will be forced to file a cease and desist order against your 'awarding of points' on his behalf.
Thank you.
Atty Antonia Scalia
HAHAHA! Bite me...
Grand prize has nothing to do with funnel cake. I would write ~throws hands up in exasperation" here, but I don't know how to spell exasperation.
20 points each;
bob
one4
buffra
and polli
4 comments:
So do you still have one more post to do before you are officially done?
Guess what? Chicken butt!! HAHA, you have chicken butt just outside!!
I'm so happy to hear you've decided to switch prizes ... and I'd now to formally request that all my points now count.
It has been a pleasure working with you. I think we've set a fine example for the rest of the world to follow. I'm calling off my attack lawyer.
BTW ... I don't know how to spell exazpe .. exasparay ... that word either.
I STILL want my funnel bob!!!
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